Offerings

THE SOBER DRIVER!
THE SOBER DRIVER!

The sober driver is the ultimate tinnie for ya sober driver, ya staff, the next door neighbour, ya hallpass or yourself! Filled with approximately 300g of moist as fuck chocolate mudcake, oooozing with salted caramel, and smothered in whipped white or dark ganache. ALLERGEN STATEMENT: all sober drivers contain GLUTEN, DAIRY & EGGS and may contain traces of NUTS!

$10.00
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THE THREESOME
THE THREESOME

3 of the most badass cookies that will ever touch your lips. This is 3 TEST driver size cookies chosen by us- just for you. It is a blind box so you just dont know what you will get. The cookies are 50-70g each and will keep you going back for more! ALLERGEN STATEMENT: all cookies contain GLUTEN, DAIRY & EGGS and may contain traces of NUTS!

$15.00
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THE BURNOUT BOX
THE BURNOUT BOX

4 of the most badass cookies that will ever touch your lips. This is a selection of test driver size cookies chosen by us just for you. It is a blind box so you just dont know what you will get. The cookies are 50-70g each and will keep you going back for more! ALLERGEN STATEMENT: all cookies contain GLUTEN, DAIRY & EGGS and may contain traces of NUTS!

$20.00
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THE OLD MAN'S LOLLIE CAKE
THE OLD MAN'S LOLLIE CAKE

Lollie cake just like your nana used to make, however jammed packed full of licorice allsorts and no fuckn coconut!!ALLERGEN STATEMENT: all cookies contain GLUTEN, DAIRY & EGGS and may contain traces of NUTS!

$5.00
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THE MIGHTY V6
THE MIGHTY V6

The mighty V6 is 6 test driver size (50-70g) cookies randomly selected by us just to give you a taste of wanting more. Just like owning a V6- you will always dream bigger for that V8 ALLERGEN STATEMENT: all cookies contain GLUTEN, DAIRY & EGGS and may contain traces of NUTS!

$30.00
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THE DIRTY (JUST ABOUT A) DOZEN
THE DIRTY (JUST ABOUT A) DOZEN

10 of the most badass cookies that will ever touch your lips. This is a selection chosen by us just for you. It is a blind box so you just dont know what you will get. The cookies are 50-70g each and will keep you going back for more! ALLERGEN STATEMENT: all cookies contain GLUTEN, DAIRY & EGGS and may contain traces of NUTS!

$50.00
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THE ABS OF STEEL 6 PACK
THE ABS OF STEEL 6 PACK

6 x sanga size (150g-170g) cookies guaranteed to leave a dint in your belly or make you go to the gym to achieve a 6 pack- flavours randomly chosen by us just for you- guaranteed to keep you wanting more... ALLERGEN STATEMENT: all cookies contain GLUTEN, DAIRY & EGGS and may contain traces of NUTS!

$54.00
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THE BADASS BANGER
THE BADASS BANGER

Got something to celebrate but not enough humans (or budget) for a whole cake? No worries- THE BADASS BANGER will cover your butt. We sandwhich three of our sanga size(140-170g) cookies together like a swingers party, pop a candle on the board, and suddenly you’ve got yourself a cake for any celebration. Choose any 3 cookie flavours you want — serves up to 6 badass legends! ALLERGEN STATEMENT: all cookies contain GLUTEN, DAIRY & EGGS and may contain traces of NUTS!

$37.00
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TIMEOUT MUG
TIMEOUT MUG

treat that special human in your life with this timeout mug... The perfect cup just for them in their badass era... This timeout packagae includes... 1x epic badass coffee cup 2x coffee sachets 1x cookie 1x tea bag for that "special tea " on the sideline at your sports games to deal with other parents!

$26.00
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CAKESTORM- 400-500g
CAKESTORM- 400-500g

Moist as fuck mudcake loaded with dark whipped chocolate ganache & oozing with salty as balls caramel. The perfect dessert or midnight snack for creating a storm of flavour in your mouth with every bite! ALLERGEN STATEMENT: all cakes contain GLUTEN, DAIRY & EGGS and may contain traces of NUTS!

$17.00
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CAKESTORM 400g-500g
CAKESTORM 400g-500g

Moist as fuck mudcake loaded with white whipped chocolate ganache & oozing with salty as balls caramel. The perfect dessert or midnight snack for creating a storm of flavour in your mouth with every bite! ALLERGEN STATEMENT: all cakes contain GLUTEN, DAIRY & EGGS and may contain traces of NUTS!

$17.00
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POSTAGE & PACKAGING- CROMWELL NORTH-UPPER SOUTH ISLAND
POSTAGE & PACKAGING- CROMWELL NORTH-UPPER SOUTH ISLAND

YOUR COOKIES WILL BE SENT BETWEEN 14.10.2025-16.10.2025

$19.00
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POSTAGE & PACKAGING- NORTH ISLAND
POSTAGE & PACKAGING- NORTH ISLAND

YOUR COOKIES WILL BE SENT BETWEEN-14.10.2025-16.10.2025

$26.00
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RURAL DELIVERY
RURAL DELIVERY

YOUR COOKIES WILL BE SENT BETWEEN 14.10.2025-16.10.2025

$9.00
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POSTAGE & PACKAGING-CROMWELL LOCAL DELIVERY WITHIN BOUNDRY
POSTAGE & PACKAGING-CROMWELL LOCAL DELIVERY WITHIN BOUNDRY

YOUR COOKIES WILL BE SENT BETWEEN 04.10.2025-16.10.2025

$10.00
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POSTAGE & PACKAGING- CROMWELL SOUTH-LOWER SOUTH ISLAND
POSTAGE & PACKAGING- CROMWELL SOUTH-LOWER SOUTH ISLAND

YOUR COOKIES WILL BE SENT BETWEEN 07.10.2025-09.10.2025

$17.00
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COURIER NZ WIDE-BUBBLE WRAPPED COURIER BAG
COURIER NZ WIDE-BUBBLE WRAPPED COURIER BAG

THIS IS A COURIER SERVICE FASTER THAN ROADRUNNER VS COYOTE- FOR 4 ITEMS OR LESS POPPED IN A COURIER BAG/ NOT A BOX!

$15.00
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