For the bold, the bad, and the sugar-obsessed
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THICC AF Gourmet Cookies

S’mores (1/2 Dz)
S’mores (1/2 Dz)

The perfect campfire treat complete with a golden toasted marshmallow. Ooey, gooey, chocolatey marshmallowy center with caramelized edges 🤤 Indulge, relax, and enjoy…but don’t come for me when you lose your motivation to be productive!!

If you’re team cronchy cookie, this baddie is not for you!!!

$30.00
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The Unicorn (aka The Hangover) (1/2 Dz)
The Unicorn (aka The Hangover) (1/2 Dz)

….it’s a long story.

Cake batter flavor, white chocolate chips, and enough sprinkles to induce a sugar coma. Topped with a glaze drizzle that screams 'I gave up on life choices, but this cookie is worth it'. Eat at your own risk (and then blame me for the consequences).

$30.00
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BDE (Big Dubai Energy) (1/2dz)
BDE (Big Dubai Energy) (1/2dz)
$30.00
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Salty Heifer (1/2dz)
Salty Heifer (1/2dz)

She’s sweet. She’s salty. She’s a whole damn problem.

This thicc 5oz cookie is loaded with chunks of caramel, salty pretzel bits, and melty chocolate—with a gooey chocolate caramel center that hits harder than your kid’s attitude in the car line. Finished with a caramel drizzle and a kiss of flaky sea salt, Salty Heifer is the snack that bites back.

This ain’t basic. This is bold.

$30.00
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Nutflx n’ Chill (1/2 dz)
Nutflx n’ Chill (1/2 dz)

Peanut butter. Chocolate. Bad decisions. Repeat.

Nutflx n Chill is a thick, decadent peanut butter cookie stuffed with melty chocolate chips, crushed Nutty Buddy bars, and zero shame. She’s rich, dramatic, and totally unserious—in other words, your new favorite vice.

We made this for the nights you “just want one bite” and suddenly blackout 3 cookies deep.

No judgment. Just joy.

Limited drop. Don’t scroll past her.

$30.00
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Better Than….Chocolate Chip (1/2 Dz)
Better Than….Chocolate Chip (1/2 Dz)

It’s in the name….do I need to elaborate??

Absolutely LOADED with milk and semi sweet chocolate, she is perfectly gooey in the center with a caramelized edge.

If you’re team cronchy cookie, this baddie is not for you!!!

$30.00
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