A trio pack of Black out Brownie, Spicy Ganache Bites, and Midnight Mousse Bomb.

$18.00/trio

Featuring: Three couture strawberries in chocolate gowns

Includes: One scandalously romantic red rose

💃 Flavors:

- Classic Chocolate Crown – Dipped in dark chocolate, topped with cream swirl and gold dust

- Caramel Couture – Dulce de leche base, milk chocolate robe, crushed pecan corset

- Strawberry Sparkle – White chocolate dip, pink drizzle, edible glitter halo

Optional: Dunkaroo cookie Box $10

Trio Box | $18 | 3 glam-dipped berries + card | red rose 🌹

Boudoir Bundle | $30 | Trio Box + Dunkaroo cookie pouch |red rose 🌹

🎁 What's Inside:

Choose 2–4 treats to make every teacher’s day mildly unhinged and fully delicious:

- Coffee Chaos Cupcakes – Espresso-infused cupcakes topped with mocha whip

- Rainbow Ruckus Bites – No-melt candy chaos, bright and bold

- Worms & Dirt (8 oz Cup) – Classic chocolate pudding, Oreo “soil,” gummy garnish

- Marshmallow Mayhem Bites – Flavored clusters with edible glitter options

- Optional Add-On:

Candy Confetti Mix (add $7)

📦 Packaging & Extras

- Flavor Cards for each item:

- “Final Exam Edition” (for Worms & Dirt)

- “Teacher’s Pet Chaos” (for cupcakes or pops)

- “Recess Riot” (for Ruckus Bites)

- Stickers & Inserts:

- “Snack Like an Educated Rebel”

- “This Treat Has Been Emotionally Frosted”

- Optional: Mini glitter badge – “Chaos Certified Educator”

- Order Options:

- Mini Pack – 2 items ($22)

- Standard Pack – 3 items ($33)

- Chaos Pack – 4 items ($44)

🎉💀 PARTY PACK PANIC MENU 💀🎉

Pick your faves. We’ll do the work. You bring the emotional stability (or not).

2 items – $35 (Budget goblins rejoice!)

3 items – $45 (Buy more, cry less)

4 items – $65 (unhinged value, borderline suspicious)

🧨 Max 2 dozen per item because that's all my mortal shell can handle.

⚠️ Our tech skills? They're still running on iced coffee and hope. Order with grace. Or chaos. We’ll survive.

🚫 Cake slices live outside the party zone. They do NOT party. They meditate. Alone.

🧬 Allergens? Check each item before ordering unless you're into roulette baking. We don’t judge, but we also don’t refund glitter-triggered meltdowns.