Flour, Sugar & Spite

Cookie Cake - 1/2 Sheet

Thick, soft, double-stacked bakery-style cookie cakes made completely from scratch. Available in classic chocolate chip or rich peanut butter flavor, layered and filled with your choice of icing, then topped with candies, cookies, chocolate drizzle, sprinkles, or custom decorations/colors for any occasion. Perfect for birthdays, celebrations, or treating yourself to something ridiculously over-the-top and delicious. 🍪✨

$35.00

Cake Pops - 6 Pack

CAKE POPS ✨ Rich, moist cake mixed with frosting and coated in chocolate for the perfect little bite of chaos. Available in ALL cake flavors! From classic chocolate and vanilla to red velvet, strawberry, birthday cake, lemon, cookies & cream, and more. Custom colors, sprinkles, drizzles, and themes available for birthdays, baby showers, holidays, parties, and events. Soft. Fudgy. Dangerous. M

$12.00

Premium Cookies - 6 Pack

Our Premium Cookies are thick, bakery-style 3 oz cookies made from scratch and packed with rich flavor in every bite. Soft centers, crisp edges, loaded toppings, and the kind of homemade quality that keeps people coming back for more. Perfectly oversized, gooey, and made with real ingredients — because average cookies just aren’t our thing. 🤍 White Chocolate Macadamia Buttery, soft bakery-style cookies loaded with creamy white chocolate chips and crunchy macadamia nuts for the perfect sweet and salty balance. ❤️ Red Velvet White Chocolate Rich red velvet cookies packed with white chocolate chips for a soft, fudgy cookie with that classic red velvet flavor everyone loves. 🍓 Strawberry Shortcake Soft strawberry cookies loaded with strawberry flavor, creamy white chocolate, and crunchy shortcake crumble for the perfect sweet summer bite. 🍫 Triple Chocolate A chocolate lover’s dream — rich chocolate cookies loaded with multiple kinds of chocolate for a gooey, ultra fudgy cookie experience. 🔥 S’mores Soft graham cracker-inspired cookies loaded with chocolate and gooey marshmallow flavor that tastes just like a campfire s’more. 🍪 Biscoff Cookie Butter Warm brown sugar and cookie butter flavors packed into a soft, rich cookie loaded with Biscoff goodness in every bite. 🌰 Nutella Soft chocolate-hazelnut cookies swirled and loaded with creamy Nutella for a rich, decadent bakery-style cookie. 🧈 Browned Butter Chocolate Chip Classic chocolate chip cookies taken to another level with rich browned butter flavor, crisp edges, gooey centers, and pools of melted chocolate.

$20.00

Cinnamon Rolls, Sweet Rolls, and Rolls - 4 Pack

ROLLS ✨ Soft, fluffy homemade rolls made from scratch and baked fresh with a little love and a little chaos. 👀 From classic cinnamon rolls loaded with buttery cinnamon sugar and rich icing, to fruity and creamy sweet rolls, to savory garlic herb & cheese rolls dripping in garlic butter — there’s a roll for every mood. 🫣 Available flavors rotate seasonally and may include: 🤎 Classic Cinnamon 🍓 Strawberry 🫐 Blueberry 🍫 Chocolate 🥜 Pecan 🧄 Garlic Herb & Cheese …and more feral creations. Perfect for breakfast, holidays, parties, dinners, gifts, or standing in the kitchen eating one straight from the pan. Warning: May result in family members suddenly appearing in your kitchen asking for “just one bite.” 😏💜

Starting at $12.00

Jumbo Muffins - 6 Pack

Our Jumbo Muffins are oversized, soft, bakery-style muffins with fluffy centers, golden tops, and packed-full flavor in every bite. Perfect for breakfast, dessert, or honestly just emotional support. ✨ Available Flavors: 🫐 Blueberry CheesecakeSoft blueberry muffins loaded with juicy blueberries and rich cheesecake flavor for the perfect sweet and tangy combo. 🍓 Strawberry CheesecakeFluffy strawberry muffins packed with real strawberry flavor and creamy cheesecake goodness in every bite. 🍫 Chocolate ChipClassic soft jumbo muffins loaded with rich chocolate chips and buttery homemade flavor. 🍌 Banana NutMoist banana muffins packed with real banana flavor and crunchy nuts for the perfect cozy homemade treat. 🍫 Triple ChocolateRich chocolate muffins loaded with multiple kinds of chocolate for an ultra decadent, bakery-style chocolate overload.

$20.00

Cake Pops - Dozen

CAKE POPS ✨ Rich, moist cake mixed with frosting and coated in chocolate for the perfect little bite of chaos. Available in ALL cake flavors! From classic chocolate and vanilla to red velvet, strawberry, birthday cake, lemon, cookies & cream, and more. Custom colors, sprinkles, drizzles, and themes available for birthdays, baby showers, holidays, parties, and events. Soft. Fudgy. Dangerous. M

$20.00

Brownie - Single

🍫 Triple Chocolate BrowniesUltra rich, fudgy chocolate brownies loaded with three kinds of chocolate for a deep, gooey chocolate overload. Crackly tops, soft centers, and dangerously addictive. ❤️ Red Velvet BrowniesFudgy red velvet brownies with that classic rich cocoa flavor and soft, velvety texture. Perfectly indulgent and even better paired with cream cheese icing. 🤍 BlondiesButtery, chewy vanilla-brown sugar bars with crisp edges and soft centers. Rich, warm, and perfectly golden with that homemade bakery flavor. 🥜 Peanut Butter BrowniesRich chocolate brownies loaded with creamy peanut butter for the perfect sweet-and-salty combination. Thick, fudgy, and over the top. ✨ Customize Your Brownies! Add extra chaos with mix-ins and toppings like: * Cheesecake swirl * Peanut butter swirl * Nutella * Biscoff cookie butter * Oreos * Chocolate chips * Peanut butter chips * White chocolate * Caramel * Pecans * Walnuts * Candy toppings * Cookie crumble * Marshmallows * Strawberry crunch …and more!

$4.00

Cinnamon Rolls, Sweet Rolls, and Rolls - Single

ROLLS ✨ Soft, fluffy homemade rolls made from scratch and baked fresh with a little love and a little chaos. 👀 From classic cinnamon rolls loaded with buttery cinnamon sugar and rich icing, to fruity and creamy sweet rolls, to savory garlic herb & cheese rolls dripping in garlic butter — there’s a roll for every mood. 🫣 Available flavors rotate seasonally and may include: 🤎 Classic Cinnamon 🍓 Strawberry 🫐 Blueberry 🍫 Chocolate 🥜 Pecan 🧄 Garlic Herb & Cheese …and more feral creations. Perfect for breakfast, holidays, parties, dinners, gifts, or standing in the kitchen eating one straight from the pan. Warning: May result in family members suddenly appearing in your kitchen asking for “just one bite.” 😏💜

Starting at $4.00

Cookies - 6 Pack

Our cookies are BIG, thick, bakery-style 3 oz cookies with soft centers, buttery flavor, and perfectly crisp edges. Homemade from scratch and baked fresh for that warm, gooey, “just one more” kind of bite. 🍪 Chocolate Chip Classic soft and chewy chocolate chip cookies loaded with rich chocolate chips and that perfect homemade flavor. 🥜 Peanut Butter Soft, rich peanut butter cookies packed with real peanut butter flavor and the perfect melt-in-your-mouth texture. 🌾 Oatmeal Old-fashioned oatmeal cookies that are soft, chewy, buttery, and full of cozy homemade flavor. 🍫 Oatmeal Chocolate Chip The perfect mix of hearty oats and rich chocolate chips in a thick, chewy cookie that somehow tastes nostalgic and dangerous at the same time.

$15.00

Premium Cookies - Dozen

Our Premium Cookies are thick, bakery-style 3 oz cookies made from scratch and packed with rich flavor in every bite. Soft centers, crisp edges, loaded toppings, and the kind of homemade quality that keeps people coming back for more. Perfectly oversized, gooey, and made with real ingredients — because average cookies just aren’t our thing. 🤍 White Chocolate Macadamia Buttery, soft bakery-style cookies loaded with creamy white chocolate chips and crunchy macadamia nuts for the perfect sweet and salty balance. ❤️ Red Velvet White Chocolate Rich red velvet cookies packed with white chocolate chips for a soft, fudgy cookie with that classic red velvet flavor everyone loves. 🍓 Strawberry Shortcake Soft strawberry cookies loaded with strawberry flavor, creamy white chocolate, and crunchy shortcake crumble for the perfect sweet summer bite. 🍫 Triple Chocolate A chocolate lover’s dream — rich chocolate cookies loaded with multiple kinds of chocolate for a gooey, ultra fudgy cookie experience. 🔥 S’mores Soft graham cracker-inspired cookies loaded with chocolate and gooey marshmallow flavor that tastes just like a campfire s’more. 🍪 Biscoff Cookie Butter Warm brown sugar and cookie butter flavors packed into a soft, rich cookie loaded with Biscoff goodness in every bite. 🌰 Nutella Soft chocolate-hazelnut cookies swirled and loaded with creamy Nutella for a rich, decadent bakery-style cookie. 🧈 Browned Butter Chocolate Chip Classic chocolate chip cookies taken to another level with rich browned butter flavor, crisp edges, gooey centers, and pools of melted chocolate.

$36.00

Jumbo Muffins - Dozen

Our Jumbo Muffins are oversized, soft, bakery-style muffins with fluffy centers, golden tops, and packed-full flavor in every bite. Perfect for breakfast, dessert, or honestly just emotional support. ✨ Available Flavors: 🫐 Blueberry CheesecakeSoft blueberry muffins loaded with juicy blueberries and rich cheesecake flavor for the perfect sweet and tangy combo. 🍓 Strawberry CheesecakeFluffy strawberry muffins packed with real strawberry flavor and creamy cheesecake goodness in every bite. 🍫 Chocolate ChipClassic soft jumbo muffins loaded with rich chocolate chips and buttery homemade flavor. 🍌 Banana NutMoist banana muffins packed with real banana flavor and crunchy nuts for the perfect cozy homemade treat. 🍫 Triple ChocolateRich chocolate muffins loaded with multiple kinds of chocolate for an ultra decadent, bakery-style chocolate overload.

$36.00

Cinnamon Rolls, Sweet Rolls & Rolls - Dozen

ROLLS ✨ Soft, fluffy homemade rolls made from scratch and baked fresh with a little love and a little chaos. 👀 From classic cinnamon rolls loaded with buttery cinnamon sugar and rich icing, to fruity and creamy sweet rolls, to savory garlic herb & cheese rolls dripping in garlic butter — there’s a roll for every mood. 🫣 Available flavors rotate seasonally and may include: 🤎 Classic Cinnamon 🍓 Strawberry 🫐 Blueberry 🍫 Chocolate 🥜 Pecan 🧄 Garlic Herb & Cheese …and more feral creations. Perfect for breakfast, holidays, parties, dinners, gifts, or standing in the kitchen eating one straight from the pan. Warning: May result in family members suddenly appearing in your kitchen asking for “just one bite.” 😏💜

Starting at $32.00

Cookies - Dozen

Our cookies are BIG, thick, bakery-style 3 oz cookies with soft centers, buttery flavor, and perfectly crisp edges. Homemade from scratch and baked fresh for that warm, gooey, “just one more” kind of bite. 🍪 Chocolate Chip Classic soft and chewy chocolate chip cookies loaded with rich chocolate chips and that perfect homemade flavor. 🥜 Peanut Butter Soft, rich peanut butter cookies packed with real peanut butter flavor and the perfect melt-in-your-mouth texture. 🌾 Oatmeal Old-fashioned oatmeal cookies that are soft, chewy, buttery, and full of cozy homemade flavor. 🍫 Oatmeal Chocolate Chip The perfect mix of hearty oats and rich chocolate chips in a thick, chewy cookie that somehow tastes nostalgic and dangerous at the same time.

$28.00

Custom Cakes

Custom cakes made completely from scratch and designed around your flavor cravings — not perfectionist fondant art. 🎂✨ Choose from a variety of cake flavors, fillings, icings, toppings, colors, and themes to create something delicious, fun, and uniquely yours. From birthdays and baby showers to “just because,” our cakes are homemade, rich, flavorful, and made with real ingredients. Please note: We are not professional cake decorators. Our focus is on amazing flavor, homemade quality, and creating beautiful cakes with our own chaotic little flair. Round Cakes 8” — 2 layers — serves 12–16 — $55–$70 10” — 3 layers — serves 20–25 — $80–$100 Sheet Cakes 1/4 sheet — 2 layers — serves 15–20 — $45–$60 1/2 sheet — 2 layers — serves 30–40 — $70–$95 Full sheet — 2 layers — serves 50–70 — $110–$150 Additional layers on sheet cakes — $10 each Bundt Cakes Standard — $30–$45 Specialty/Filled — $40–$55 Add-ons Fillings — $5–$15 Extra icing - $5-$15 Detailed/themed designs — starting at $15 Specialty shapes — quote only Preorder only. Full cakes only, no slices. Please allow at least 48 hours for pickup or delivery. Available with buttercream or cream cheese icing.

Starting at $50.00

Brownie Bites

Our Brownie Bites are rich, fudgy, bite-sized brownie squares packed with bakery-style flavor in every bite. Soft, gooey centers with that perfect crackly top — perfect for parties, dessert tables, events, or sharing… if you’re feeling generous. ✨ Sold by the 36 count tray. ✨ Available Flavors: * Triple Chocolate * Red Velvet * Blondie * Peanut Butter

$12.00

Individual Cookie Cake

Thick, soft, double-stacked bakery-style cookie cakes made completely from scratch. Available in classic chocolate chip or rich peanut butter flavor, layered and filled with your choice of icing, then topped with candies, cookies, chocolate drizzle, sprinkles, or custom decorations/colors for any occasion. Perfect for birthdays, celebrations, or treating yourself to something ridiculously over-the-top and delicious. 🍪✨

$7.00

Oatmeal Cream Pies

Our Oatmeal Cream Pies are homemade, oversized, soft and chewy oatmeal cookies sandwiched with a rich, fluffy cream filling. Sweet, nostalgic, and dangerously addictive — like the childhood snack you remember, but way better and completely bakery-style.

Starting at $15.00

Premium Cookies - 6 Pack

Our Premium Cookies are thick, bakery-style 3 oz cookies made from scratch and packed with rich flavor in every bite. Soft centers, crisp edges, loaded toppings, and the kind of homemade quality that keeps people coming back for more. Perfectly oversized, gooey, and made with real ingredients — because average cookies just aren’t our thing. 🤍 White Chocolate Macadamia Buttery, soft bakery-style cookies loaded with creamy white chocolate chips and crunchy macadamia nuts for the perfect sweet and salty balance. ❤️ Red Velvet White Chocolate Rich red velvet cookies packed with white chocolate chips for a soft, fudgy cookie with that classic red velvet flavor everyone loves. 🍓 Strawberry Shortcake Soft strawberry cookies loaded with strawberry flavor, creamy white chocolate, and crunchy shortcake crumble for the perfect sweet summer bite. 🍫 Triple Chocolate A chocolate lover’s dream — rich chocolate cookies loaded with multiple kinds of chocolate for a gooey, ultra fudgy cookie experience. 🔥 S’mores Soft graham cracker-inspired cookies loaded with chocolate and gooey marshmallow flavor that tastes just like a campfire s’more. 🍪 Biscoff Cookie Butter Warm brown sugar and cookie butter flavors packed into a soft, rich cookie loaded with Biscoff goodness in every bite. 🌰 Nutella Soft chocolate-hazelnut cookies swirled and loaded with creamy Nutella for a rich, decadent bakery-style cookie. 🧈 Browned Butter Chocolate Chip Classic chocolate chip cookies taken to another level with rich browned butter flavor, crisp edges, gooey centers, and pools of melted chocolate.

$20.00

Premium Cookies - Dozen

Our Premium Cookies are thick, bakery-style 3 oz cookies made from scratch and packed with rich flavor in every bite. Soft centers, crisp edges, loaded toppings, and the kind of homemade quality that keeps people coming back for more. Perfectly oversized, gooey, and made with real ingredients — because average cookies just aren’t our thing. 🤍 White Chocolate Macadamia Buttery, soft bakery-style cookies loaded with creamy white chocolate chips and crunchy macadamia nuts for the perfect sweet and salty balance. ❤️ Red Velvet White Chocolate Rich red velvet cookies packed with white chocolate chips for a soft, fudgy cookie with that classic red velvet flavor everyone loves. 🍓 Strawberry Shortcake Soft strawberry cookies loaded with strawberry flavor, creamy white chocolate, and crunchy shortcake crumble for the perfect sweet summer bite. 🍫 Triple Chocolate A chocolate lover’s dream — rich chocolate cookies loaded with multiple kinds of chocolate for a gooey, ultra fudgy cookie experience. 🔥 S’mores Soft graham cracker-inspired cookies loaded with chocolate and gooey marshmallow flavor that tastes just like a campfire s’more. 🍪 Biscoff Cookie Butter Warm brown sugar and cookie butter flavors packed into a soft, rich cookie loaded with Biscoff goodness in every bite. 🌰 Nutella Soft chocolate-hazelnut cookies swirled and loaded with creamy Nutella for a rich, decadent bakery-style cookie. 🧈 Browned Butter Chocolate Chip Classic chocolate chip cookies taken to another level with rich browned butter flavor, crisp edges, gooey centers, and pools of melted chocolate.

$36.00

Preserves and Jellies

PRESERVES & JELLIES ✨ Sold by the 1/2 pint Homemade, small-batch preserves and jellies made the old-fashioned way with real fruit, real flavor, and just a tiny bit of feral energy. 👀 Perfect for: 🍞 biscuits & toast 🧀 charcuterie boards 🥐 pastries & desserts 🔥 glazing meats 🥄 or honestly just eating straight from the jar From sweet and classic to bold and a little chaotic, our flavors rotate seasonally and are made in limited batches. Southern comfort in a jar. 💜

$6.00

Salsas

SALSA 🔥 Sold by the pint - 16oz Homemade, small-batch salsa made with fresh ingredients, bold flavor, and just the right amount of chaos. 👀 From classic favorites to sweet heat flavors, our salsas are packed with flavor and made to disappear aggressively fast at cookouts, parties, and late-night snack attacks. 🫣 Perfect with: 🌮 tacos 🍔 cookouts 🥩 grilled meats 🍳 breakfast 🥚 eggs 🥨 chips …or honestly just eating straight from the jar with a spoon. Flavors may include: 🔥 Roasted Garlic 🍑 Peach Habanero 🥭 Mango Habanero 🌶️ Classic …and rotating seasonal flavors. Warning: opening a jar may attract unexpected guests.

$8.00

Barbecue Sauce

BARBECUE SAUCE 🔥 Sold by the pint - 16oz Homemade, small-batch barbecue sauce made with bold flavor, real ingredients, and a slightly unhinged amount of love. 👀 From sweet heat to smoky and savory, our sauces are thick, rich, sticky, and made for cookouts, burgers, ribs, pulled pork, chicken, fries, and absolutely reckless dipping decisions. 🫣 Flavors may include: 🥭 Mango Habanero 🔥 Sweet Heat 🧄 Roasted Garlic 🍯 Hot Honey 🌶️ Peach Bourbon …and rotating seasonal chaos. Perfect for: 🍔 grilling 🥩 smoking meats 🍗 wings 🌭 cookouts 🥔 fries …and licking the spoon when nobody’s looking. Warning: may cause family members to “borrow” your jar permanently.

$8.00

Rice Krispies

RICE KRISPIE TREATS ✨ Soft, gooey, buttery Rice Krispie treats made the old-fashioned way and loaded with marshmallowy chaos. 👀 Thick, chewy, and dangerously addictive — these are NOT the sad little dry ones from bake sales. 🫣 Available in classic flavors, chocolatey creations, seasonal specials, loaded toppings, drizzles, candies, cookies, and other feral combinations we probably should’ve thought harder about before making them so good. 💅 Perfect for: ✨ parties ✨ birthdays ✨ snack boxes ✨ late-night cravings ✨ emotional support Warning: one turns into four very quickly.

Starting at $3.00